Shawn Bradley Witzemann

Life in the Heap with Uncle Donnie and Roger Stone

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 30, 2023

I finally took some time to watch “A Storm Foretold” — the much-discussed Danish documentary that followed the incomparable Roger Stone for roughly two years during the lead-up to, and in the aftermath of, the 2020 Presidential Election. Just recently, a clip from the film circulated widely on Xitter —

Trump Trial Date Set for March 4, 2024 – 81 Million Votes Made Sure Of It

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 28, 2023

After a fair bit of grumbling from the former president’s defense attorneys, DC Judge Tanya Chutkan set Uncle Donnie’s trial date for March 4, 2024. Trump faces four charges of fantastical garbage associated with the Great American Rorschach Test of January 6th, 2021. His attorneys wanted to push the trial out until 2026,

Trump Set For Arrest — Bongino Makes a Suggestion as Derangement Syndrome Takes Hold

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 24, 2023

Dan Bongino says the time for playing fuckaround has passed. While laying out his case for why Donald Trump shouldn’t post bond in Georgia, later this evening, the former NYPD officer and Secret Service Agent says it’s time for “smart ass tyrant” Fannie Willis and anyone else who wants to subvert

Pro Se Defendant Takes Government to the Mat Over Undercover Police Involvement on January 6th

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 22, 2023

Pro Se Defendant William Pope continues to uncover the many layers of undercover police involvement on January 6th, and the United States Government isn’t happy about it. On August 21, Pope filed a 41-page motion to compel the government to produce all materials related to undercover police at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. After

Monday Morning with the Apes as the World Descends Into Chaos

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 21, 2023

It’s Monday morning, and the apes are losing their minds. With torrential rain brought about by Hurricane Hilary in California, it remains to be seen if humanity can survive this fourth week of August in the two-thousand and twenty-third Year of Our Lord. What began with legitimate tragedy in Maui has

Psychedelic Rhythms of 1776 While On The Hunt for an Honest Election in Springfield, Missouri.

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 19, 2023

Speculation swirled on Thursday evening around the announcement that a Donald Trump press conference (wherein he would present irrefutable evidence of election fraud in Georgia) had been cancelled. Meanwhile in Missouri, this Free Range Journalist enjoyed a well-deserved double IPA in the parking lot of the Courtyard by Marriott Hotel, listened to

Wounded Interpreter Abandoned in Afghanistan After Loyal Service to United States of America

Shawn Bradley Witzemann August 15, 2023

Two years after the Fall of Kabul, administration of the American withdrawal from Afghanistan remains just as incompetent as ever — prioritizing entry into the United States for thousands of unvetted Afghans while leaving those who dutifully served with our military behind to fear for their lives and suffer under